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Most Corrupt Politician Limericks

	Megrahi bombed Flight 103 So why in the hell is he free? The Scots cite his cancer But some think the answer Is Libya's deal with BP.
	Guys, if for reform you're not ready Cuz big pharma's cash is too steady For once in your life Please vote for what's right-- If not for us, do it for Teddy.
	When blue dogs lie down with red cats They stink of unnatural acts. The change we believe in Ends up in the trash bin ...Thanks to these Republicrats.
	So Dancing w' the Stars got DeLay? The old termite man? You don't say! From shame and indictment To fame and excitement... God, make this big bug go away.
	Bipartisanship's a delusion With Boehner and crew in collusion. It boggles the mind Why Dems waste their time... Wake up, donkeys! You're the solution!
	When Rachel gets on a good story The fallout can be rather gory. Dick Armey, for instance (That lobbying business)... LAW FIRM DROPS DICK WITH NO GLORY.
	Women worldwide are salutin' Bare-chested Vladimir Putin. He's evil, of course But on a wee horse He looks pretty good, yer darn tootin'.
	Martinez and Palin and Lott Won races then quit on the spot. They'll rake in the dough Wherever they go (And oh, for your vote thanks alot).
	For Arnold it's been such a blast... Running a state on bombast. But when history's written This camera-smitten Guv'll be rated near last.
	It really is so hard to kindle Any love for Bobby Jindal. He pooh-poohed the stimulus, Then took the check from us, Signed his own name...what a swindle!
	The planets and stars were aligned The day Sarah Palin resigned. Of her own volition The guvnor went fishin' And left fishy guvnin' behind.
	John Ensign was seeing the Mrs. Of his chief of staff (hold your hisses). His dad crossed her hand With ninety-six grand: "Now leave John alone...Hugs and kisses."
	The old "Appalachian trail" Turned out to be a tall tale. With a Father's Day jaunt To his Argentine haunt Mark Sanford touched the third rail.
	Her chat with an Israeli spy Was taped by our own FBI. 'Jane Harman's the name And AIPAC's my game. Reduce all your charges? I'll try.'
	Blagojevich set a new low For governors grubbing some dough. He thought it'd be neat To sell Barack's seat-- Now that's an impeachable ho!
	Ted Stevens' A-frame got bigger Thanks to an oilman...go figure. With gifts underfoot Ted counted his loot And brought home the earmarks with vigor.
	With back taxes owed since last summer And no plumbing license (a bummer) He claimed to be buying His firm (he was lying)... Just wear your boots 'round Joe the Plumber.
	The best looking guy in the race Had nary a hair out of place But when it turned out That he was a lout The egg was all over his face.
	As governor of New York State Herr Spitzer ran off on his mate. But it's not his morals With which we would quarrel-- It's that he paid ten grand per date!
	There once was a Larry named Craig Whose self-hate was easy to peg. He kept voting nay On all matters gay While for a good man he would beg.
	A Jefferson named "Dollar Bill" Kept ninety grand where it could chill And though he had burned 'em The people returned him To serve one more term on the Hill.
	There once was a Foley named Mark About whom we were in the dark Until his outrageous IMs to pages Caused all the young dudes to narc.
	Among other pitiful jokes He called global warming a hoax. Jim Inhofe's a loyal Friend of Big Oil And for them he'll toil till he croaks.
	'Now fear this!' Dick Cheney would cry, 'There'll be mushroom clouds in the sky With dubya-M-Ds And anthrax disease... If you don't vote for us, you'll die!' -------------------- Limericks by R. King © 2009 MostCorrupt.com

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